Conversation Between Karl Lagerfeld & Chanel's Stylist Backstage At Paris Fashion Week

Chanel's Fashion Stylist: 'Oh fudge, Karl, most of the handbags for our Spring 2007 collection are missing, what are we going to do? We can't send the girls out without any bags!'
Karl Lagerfeld: 'Dear girl, have you not learnt anything yet? Quickly, whip together all of last year's 2.55 quilted bags, and let's peel off all these tacky pins from this model's biker jacket, and stick them on the bags instead'...

Karl Lagerfeld: 'Quick daaahling, get that clear plastic makeup bag, and stick one of our labels on it! Thank goodness these faaaahbulous monochrome snakeskin hobos didn't go missing too!'

Chanel's Fashion Stylist: 'Umm...Could we maybe rip the organza hem off this dress and I'll quickly whip up a simple handbag, it'll take under 2 minutes, I swear! A model can stick her hand in it awkwardly to show it really is a handbag!'

Karl Lagerfeld: 'Shoot, a bunch of the bangles are missing as well, get some plastic duct tape and put write 'Chanel' all over it with tippex, and make them into bangle shapes for the girls'.

Chanel's Fashion Stylist: 'I'm going to nip down the road to the nearest Maccy D's, and try and convince some chavs to lend me all their sovereign rings and thick gold chains, that'll look gorgeous next to all the monochrome clothes on the catwalk, d'you think that'll work, Karl?'
Karl Lagerfeld: 'Daahling, we're Chanel, we could see ice to eskimos. Or, overpriced clothes to Parisiens, mwhahaha!'

Source: thebaglady.tv